amoying:

pros of buy one get one free

  • free thing

cons of buy one get one free

  • buy thing

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pissyeti:

HOLY SHIT so i have wanted to do this for ages.

this is a giveaway for PIZZA. the winner will receive up to $30 worth of pizza and pizza products (fizzy drinks, breadsticks, etc) delivered to their front fuckin’ door. I WILL PAY THE TIP AND EVERYTHING. 

RULES

1. there is only one winner

2. winner’s gotta be comfortable giving out their address to me (obviously since i cannot have the pizza delivered otherwise)

3. the pizza company will be chosen by myself (with obvious input from the winner as i have no idea what kinds of pizza places will be around said winner’s abode)

4. REBLOGS ONLY

5. winner has 24 hours to get back to me about said pizza-ing otherwise i choose someone else

6. toppings need to be kept to a sensible amount ok

7. giveaway ends September 30th

8. due to the logistics of this thing it needs to be US residents only SORRY GUYS

GO FORTH AND PIZZA

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thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

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tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

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f1rstperson:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

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boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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danyisnotonfire:

anne-ominous:

From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing.

now that is a cool story
danyisnotonfire:

anne-ominous:

From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing.

now that is a cool story
danyisnotonfire:

anne-ominous:

From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing.

now that is a cool story
danyisnotonfire:

anne-ominous:

From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing.

now that is a cool story

danyisnotonfire:

anne-ominous:

From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing.

now that is a cool story

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